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Zooming in on “Technical Difficulty” Claims

Image by Eren Levine.

By Sophia Lenczowski

April 21, 2020

Over the two weeks that UNIS has been conducting online learning, numerous people have reached out to the administration with concerns, feedback, and questions. One recurring question surrounded teacher disappearances, as multiple students reported that their teachers were not able to join the Schoology...

A/C Temperatures Rock United Nations School

A/C Temperatures Rock United Nations School

By Aki Gaythwaite

November 18, 2019

A crowd forms in chem lab 423 as students and teachers cluster around a pale student who, with chattering teeth and fumbling blue-tipped fingers, has curled up into a tight ball, shivering, in the corner of the laboratory. Someone from the crowd takes off their jacket and symbolically wraps it around...

SHOCKING NEWS: MATTHEW HERMAN ARRESTED BY UNIS T4 POLICE DEPARTMENT.

SHOCKING NEWS: MATTHEW HERMAN ARRESTED BY UNIS T4 POLICE DEPARTMENT.

By Graana Khan

April 22, 2019

Matthew Herman was arrested on April 23, 2019 at United Nations International School on account for being the best T4 team leader. His motivations behind this act are under question by the supreme court of UNISverse. Finding Matthew Herman was difficult because of the constant changes to his facial ...

Who Is the Most Well-rounded Teacher

Who Is the Most Well-rounded Teacher

By Amane Miura, Aki Gaythwaite, and Yumadi Aye

February 14, 2019

A Day of a T4 Student

A Day of a T4 Student

By Mana Faye

February 2, 2019

Unexcused! A Satirical Take on Attendance

Unexcused! A Satirical Take on Attendance

By Summer King

February 2, 2019

After many failed attempts and trials, the United Nations International School has finally conceived the perfect system for tardiness. In November of 2018, the Deputy Director of the Tutorial House Office, Nancy Remmings, announced via email that in order to solve the increasingly delicate situation...

What Science Teacher are You?

What Science Teacher are You?

By Clara Scholl

February 2, 2019

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73 Questions with Mr. Staccone

73 Questions with Mr. Staccone

By Summer King

November 20, 2018

On this year’s UN day, Mr. Staccone accepted the UNISverse interview that was inspired by Vogue 73 questions. If you have ever wondered what Mr. Staccone's favorite dance move is or what the name of his breakout album would be, please watch this video! Here are some highlights:   Wh...

Spirit Week + UN Day Video

Spirit Week + UN Day Video

By Ma-Nogoy Faye

November 18, 2018

What English Teacher Are You Based On The Cupcake You Bake?

What English Teacher Are You Based On The Cupcake You Bake?

By Nicole Losi, Writer

November 17, 2018

What English Teacher Are You Based On The Cupcake You Bake?

T2 Contracts First Recorded Case of Early-Onset Senioritis

Illustration by Francis Smith

By Timothy Lin, former Editor-in-Chief

November 16, 2018

In what has been described as “the most bizarre medical anomaly of our time,” a T2 student has contracted the first known case of early-onset senioritis (EOS), NYC health department sources confirmed Wednesday. Senioritis, which afflicts an estimated 100% of T4 students every year, had previously...