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MEME CAPTION CONTEST

MEME CAPTION CONTEST

By Elizabeth Roytberg, Features Section Editor

November 16, 2018

Turn this photo into a meme! You, the reader, submit your caption to [email protected] Finalists for this meme will appear online and will be featured in the next edition of UNISVerse!  

UNIS Holds Fire Drill at Statistically Most Inconvenient Time

UNIS Holds Fire Drill at Statistically Most Inconvenient Time

By Timothy Lin, Former Editor-in-Chief

November 4, 2018

In what has been described as “one of the most agonizing 50 minutes in UNIS history,” UNIS conducted a fire drill at the statistically most inconvenient time possible, according to Fire Drill Department of New York (FDDNY) sources. The drill, which occurred at 11:20 AM on Friday, interrupted lunch...

Sudoku

Sudoku

By Tamami Kawai

March 3, 2018

Instructions: Fill in the grid so that every column, line and 3x3 square contains the numbers 1 through 9. Each number can only appear once per column, line, or 3x3 box. Ready to check your answers? Click here....

Sudoku (Solution)

By Tamami Kawai

March 2, 2018

Want to try it out for yourself? Click here for the original Sudoku....

What Type of UNIS Student Are You?

What Type of UNIS Student Are You?

By Alison Swinth

March 2, 2018

So, what type of UNIS student are you?

NASA Discovers A Miniature Black Hole In The Middle Of UNIS

By Herbert Wimple

March 2, 2018

Last Saturday, at 2:34 PM, a group of NASA scientists, dressed in black suits and wearing sunglasses, entered UNIS to study a rare phenomenon. They claimed they detected a rare instance of space distortion called Hyperspatium – something (they couldn’t exactly remember its name) apparently located in th...